December 2009
20 posts
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kid rock
dude: you wanna go with me and my step dad terry to see kid rock?
dude: he said we could take the dune buggy
man: only if i can bring my cousin terry he is a big fan
man: two terries
man: it would be too much
dude: yeah we might have to call him skeeter
man: nah he goes by Hulkster
dude: aight call me road dog
man: ok road dog
dude: do you think i should braid my rat tail for the kid rock show?
dude: im an american badass btw
man: braid your rat tail with one single feather
man: people will know you are down w/ the native peoples in a badass way
man: native american badass
dude: oh i got a dreamcatcher in the crx i sleep in
man: rad i have one of those in my bedroom. i use it to bring dreams of lita ford
dude: i try to summon icp with mine
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posse's on broadway →
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here is an orangutan with a camera →
look at the pictures. the monkey took those pictures.
10 awesome compilation (from the same site) →
Ground Rule Double is great. And I had the Eucalyptus comp on 2x7” and it was great too, iirc.
10 really rad split 7", 10", and 12"s from the... →
This Bar’s All About Whiskey and Rock...
Introducing The Conservative Rap Coalition →
Tired of being labeled as ’stuck in the 90’s’? Do you find a lot of new rap too emo? Do you have no idea what a Kid Cudi or a Drake is? Then the Conservative Rap Coalition may be for you! Here at the CRC, we strive to find the best in non-progressive, raw rap shit – preferably free of sing-song hooks, keyboards and tight jeans. Far from being stuck in the past, the CRC appreciates that there is...
November 2009
1 post
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big lots, deep thoughts.
Not Me: whats up hood
Me: nada PLAYA. just chillin out with my gamecrazy HOMIES reppin the GC POSSE
Not Me: gamecrazy poppin gamestop droppin
Me: youve seen that video right? cuz it rules
Me: lol
Not Me: nah
Me: oh it is pretty amazing it is some old gamecrazy training video that is chokc full of awkward ebonics from white people
Not Me: ohhhh yeah i remember that
Me: yeah its pretty amazing
Me: they're like "a gamer's system is like his RIDE, dawg, so be sure they have the best accessories to pimp it up"
Not Me: my first job in high school was at big lots and the training video was like 2 minutes and was basically "we dont give a shit what you do just avoid a damn lawsuit"
Me: lol
Me: nice
Me: man big lots in florida are always full of really crazy people
Not Me: and advice like "if a customer busts his ass, run away and dont say anything"
Me: like big ol fat ladies buying 200 cases of 5-year old pudding
Not Me: yeah big lots was super gross
Me: hrm why yes i think i will buy some "rap snacks" and a 2-liter bottle of Dr. Thunder
Me: and some blank cassette tapes
Not Me: ours had refridgerator food items just sitting on the shelf
Me: hahaha nice
Not Me: like bags of pepperonis
Me: would you like to buy a whisk made of balsa wood or perhaps a 10 dollar BITCHENAID blender
Me: may i interest you in a pair of sweatpants with a bootleg mickey mouse running across the ass
Not Me: and carmen sandiego on big floppies
Me: hahaha
Not Me: and i saw a rat in the storeroom the size of a cat